DEAR FUTURE BOYFRIEND
Hello. I've been waiting for you,now would be a good time thank you very much. Your previous version screwed me over to the point where I'd be taking a shower waaay later during the day and one of his whispered words would pop into my head and I'd hit the tiled shower wall without even thinking about the damage it could do to my hand.
Anyway, I think it would be nice if you looked like Will Smith or Trey Songz, but really any resemblance to a passably attractive foreign man would be a plus.
Your hobbies should not include anything remotely associated with video games, because I would seriously slit my hand when everytime i have to visit you...you are glued to your screen and barely recognise what i am wearing...after all, it took me forever and a day to look good for you.
An interest in spontaneous travel and spontaneous things in general would also be very much appreciated,because there is so much more to life than just the s.e.x word,and yes YOU HAVE TO DRESS GOOD,i am a sucker for someone who dresses good.
And just love me regardless of my flaws and i shall do the same
See you soon my lover
Much love
Me
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